Blessings of the Great Acorn – Handfasting on the Horizon

 

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Crystal, my student of eight months has found the one.

The place she will go to build a nest and weather storms, the love of her life.

I saw her finding the fella she would eventually life hand fast/ marry this month.  Right on schedule.

Jeremy is already talking marriage.

 

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Crystal is a huge believer in divination and foresight.

She has been making inquires into what I foretold for quiet some time.

Thus, we have been scouting out the location of her Handfasting.

Soon I will perform a year and a day handfasting for their engagement.

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Crystal has asked me to perform her legal handfasting too.

The legal rite will be a soul bond handfasting.

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Congratulations Crystal!

Long Ago in a Galaxy Far Far Away…

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It was suggested that I not mention my glaring absence in posting by my husband.

Well that is nice and thank you for the recommendation my love.

However,  I have a need to weave a epic furry tail of why I have been not been squirrely these past while.

I have a furry tailed Idea.  ….

So, this has been how my life has been going  that has been keeping me from writing  on my book The Singing Tree and posting on Throwing Down Acorns.

The feeling is easily described by the most awesomely in the art of Tyler a deviant artist this shows my husband and i fighting off Nazis together he is the Wookie I am the squirrel.

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My friends and allies have had my back fighting the good fight.

I even found a heart sister that I did not know had gone missing in the stream of life. Her name is Jonnie.

She gives me hope for all Christians everywhere walking the path of Christ and his love, but that is for another squirrel time news post.

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Thanks to Frank Page who provided this drawing.

Yes, I have had many a day where all I wanted to do was put on a storm trooper helmet and hide my head.

I was trying to eat in peace when...

I had a lot of days when I felt like I was under assault while eating meals.

So, I put my phone on silent running. i.e. vibrate and mute to avoid my texting Fett.

Thus, I apologize  to all of the people from whom I missed telephone calls,

as I had my phone on vibrate and that did not always vibrate .

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Some of my days and a  rare week felt like I was struggling against the dark forces.

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So, I have had some vehicular issues.

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I got a loaner while the millennium falcon was getting refitted.

Yeah, my loaner felt like a Tauntuan.

Not a vehicle which can make the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs.

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I had to make a stop over in the nearest star port to work on the hyper drive in the my scootmileniumfalcon,

so we can get her back up to top shape so she can continue making regular Kessel runs.

That was quiet a few credits to the Empire.

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In between all of my squirrelly adventures I taught other people how to use the Force, accessed through Qi Gong.

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Through lunch and dinner the Ewok continued to poke my phone.

Continued apologies for any additional missed calls.

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Other things tried to storm the Rebel Alliance but were captured and detained.

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Fet is working on trading her vehicle in for a better model, though she has been meeting resistance of her own making.

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I used the squirrelly  force to help the Empire see clear to  help her acquire a  transport.

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I and my fellow Jedi have trumped over the evils of the Empire.

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I finally managed to have lunch and a weekend in squirrelly peace.

Chewbacca and I had a grand old time Labor Day weekend.

Most Squirrel Star Wars toy images are photographed and Photo-shopped by Bob on theCHIVE.com. Thanks Bob!

May the Acorn be with you,

Acorn Thrower

Burning Squirrel

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First, many chitters and thanks to it looks like Nivel for the flaming squirrel image.

Today was a double on fire day. Acorn Thrower broke down in to more manageable writing

segments from the  eleven page outline. Acorn thrower is yet to complete the process of

breaking out the out line in to easy to work with in a tablet length writing documents.

This squirrel did manage to add another fifteen pages of break out segments to be written

upon in the near future.  Acorn Thrower managed  to write most of three pages this

evening; mostly on the topic of the Sacred Fire. The other 3/4 page was on the sensation

of what it feels like to find the faith in which you feel at home.

Chittering On,

Acorn Thrower

Pandora Aiding in Nut Harvesting

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I adore Pandora!

Pandora.com if you love music.

Choose a genre or artist or album, not a specific song as you will

never hear that song if you have your starting point as song X.

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Purchased at Urban Outfitters for $4.99

To assist in my writing acorns of wisdom.

Be aware that building channels on Pandora takes, time patience,

and  focus and dillligence to get the right tunes.

Musical Acorn Tossed, …………….     dink dink  Dink

Acorn Thrower

Squirrely on the Phone

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Thanks to Kim who drew the squirrel cartoon. I attempted to crop the text off of the image with Picasa 3. The cartoon is unalterable.
Hey “Mr. Squirrelly reliability” or rather “I will call you back tomorrow and did not” to assist with getting the word out on your blog.
You never called.  I was seriously interested in what you had to say.
At that moment I was  just crazy busy with family in town.
I would really prefer to do business with someone more genuine and reliable.
However  you are the only one who Nutted up and found my phone number and called me to speak with me; as opposed to just leaving messages on my blog.
A fat bag full of acorns could have been your reward  (stored up for next winter!)
You have 24 hours from the time of this post to contact me and then I am done with your squirrellyness.

Call me back on this Thursday 3.28.13 or leave your information on Throwing Down Acorns Blog Messages on 3.28.3 in response to Squirrely on the Phone post.
Please post with a comment title” I called you and you  had your tail on fire.”
I will call you back this Thursday or Friday.

Cooking, Squirrels?

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For the most part I am a raw foodist. Thus I enjoy and adore The Raw Food Diet.

The “cook book” has wonderful recipes.

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Base ½ cup of cacao butter (113g)
2 tablespoons of honey
2 tablespoons of cacao powder
¼ cup almond meal

Filling 1 cup of peanut butter

Icing
1 avocado
3 tablespoons of cacao powder
4 tablespoons of honey

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For the base…
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Sounds sexy good.

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Thanks to Linda Silvestri for her squirrel drawing!

Chitter on,

Acorn Thrower