Annnd the First Golden Acorn goes to Mary of Intuit! Part 1 of 2

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Intuit, the best company. They have the best customer service gentlewomen. Mary and Penny turned an a serious rough patch in my day into glorious succccessss, Succcccesss, SUCCCCESSSS, haaapppinesss, and serious awesome. Yesterday, (for date reference 9/17/2013) about 3 pm I went to process a payment for coaching from my favorite client. When I signed into Intuit to process Michelle’s payment I got a message that requested me to register my account number. I did that and then it wanted my credit card processing information off of a terminal I do not have in my possession; nor, do I want a credit card processing terminal at this point.
I realized that oh, yeah this is about the application I put in back in April to add an online button to my website. I have had computer issues and missing email since April.
Random segway. SUGAR! and cafffine. I just polished off a hot chai tea soy latte from my local Star supplier where I write The Singing Tree and Throwing Down Acorns blog. The affect on me is that I am suuuuper Squirrrrely. So, for the past two weeks I have been living the clean life, the mostly raw and super light pescetarien, as I am working toward my end goal of living and thriving as a raw vegan. By the way thanks Christina for creating a video explaining cravings and what they mean to vegan eating and what I need to continue to thrive and be successful as a raw food aficionado.
Intuit had apparently sent numerous emails to contact me, so that I could provide bank information on the income of my business. Ah, I see the problem of not being able to set up internet payment inaction was on my side due to technology glitches in my computer. Obviously the payment button was not critical or I would have run down the issue like rabid famished squirrel after a ginormous acorn. Oh well, revelation complete. After a few seconds of mental observation and deductive review of the situation at hand.
Now onto the solution. The objectives on my call I had were first and foremost, complete my payment transaction, confirm that the request for information that was blocking my completing my transaction, and see about finally straightening out the internet payment request.
Segway again…. withdrawal from the first non natural sugar I have had I weeks. God, I need fruit sugars to ease this crushing dizzy headed brain sensation of fuggynezs that is a squeeze hat upon my head.
I have an Intuit Outlook contact log, so I go and open Outlook and find some Inuity contact goodness, who at the time I was having more of a

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RasinFrakintyDurnInuit feeling toward, as I the process of attempting to get to the transaction page; I logged out of Intuit, closed tabs, open tabs, cleared cookies, cleared history, ran Spybot, immunized my computer, closed Chrome, opened Chrome and at many points logged into Intuit after logging out. Then after doing everything short of rebooting the computer, I called Intuit.
I had to deal with the auto solution correcting system, which had actually changed since the last time I called into Intuit. WHO KNEW the options actually change??? I was beginning to seriously think those please listen to all our options recorded messages, about our options have recently changed were there to get the impatient people to listen to All of the extensive laundry list of multi-tiered option. That observation is still, most likely a true statement of fact.
So, my preferred payment company is growing. Bully for them. MAYBE I should invest in their stock. I will have to investigate if they are a publicly held company. They sure do not act like it their customer service ladies are just to awesome at their jobs to be part of a public company!
After navigating the phone treee maze. I arrived in the telephonic presence of Mary. NOW let me tell you here and now I was in a rightsnittyfoulfumming mood when Mary came on the line. I was on my best behavior and explained how I need assistance. I further explained to Mary, that I believed that the message related back to an application for taking online payments and that I had abandoned all hope of seeing said resulting ability to take internet payment, though I would sure appreciate her looking into what happened to my request, apparently I come to find out back in April. Wow, a lifetime ago in 2013 time compression months! This has been the most jam packed PantsOnFireBusyas¡year that I have ever experienced. More relatives visiting again and again and again, more new people, more illness, and sadly a death of a family friend Charlotte Burgess.
I found my soul sister Jonnie Green. Where were you all my life woman? Oh yeah you had to ripen to the awesome you are now. Mwah perfecto!¡ More on her in another blog back to Mary and Penny women of awesome Intuit customer service.

Mary had me use Firefox and tried to get me to use the evil Internet Explorer to attempt to get me logged in to the payment site for Intuit. We closed tabs, re-cleared cookies, rebooted the computer. After her hanging with me through me mentally and mumblemuttering displeasure at not being to log in to the Intuit payment center. Mary finally managed to assist me in circumventing the login issue to get me into the area of Intuit where I could make payment. About two hours later I was IN! After all of that tough time consuming work I was ready to let Mary the Intuit techie goddess go on to her next wayward soul. INSTEAD Mary insisted she wait while I processed my payment.

2331Two heads are better than one! Then she transferred to Penny. Mary payed attention at the beginning of our conversation about how I thought that the weird issues and messages related to my request back in April to add online payments and how that never went through and that I had given up on ever seeing results from the request for that particular service from Intuit. Mary was not about to leave any issue that I had unresolved. I love you Mary!
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You are one awesomeBadAs¡techieproblemuttkickingLadyofDivinepatience. Soooo, I HIGHLY endorse and recommend Intuit.com for all of your small business needs roaming about out in the world or online. Do not give PayPal another cent!
Contd. In the next squirrely post

Blessings from the World Tree – Wiccaning of two youths



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Stephanie  quizzically inquiring me.

Will you perform a Wiccaning for my two  children Rosie, age 2 and Bear age 13?

Yes. I will bless and honor their purpose here on Earth, and dedicate them to the Lord and the Lady and announce before all that they shall be known in all deeds and rites as Rosie and Bear.

Yes, I will Wiccan your children.

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I shall call to the universe to have their divine promise recognized and bless them.

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And I shall present them to the Lord and Lady.

I am deeply honored that you asked me to Wiccan your children.

Acorn Thrower

Blessings of the Great Acorn – Handfasting on the Horizon

 

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Crystal, my student of eight months has found the one.

The place she will go to build a nest and weather storms, the love of her life.

I saw her finding the fella she would eventually life hand fast/ marry this month.  Right on schedule.

Jeremy is already talking marriage.

 

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Crystal is a huge believer in divination and foresight.

She has been making inquires into what I foretold for quiet some time.

Thus, we have been scouting out the location of her Handfasting.

Soon I will perform a year and a day handfasting for their engagement.

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Crystal has asked me to perform her legal handfasting too.

The legal rite will be a soul bond handfasting.

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Congratulations Crystal!

Acorn Thrower at Living Tree…

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This week has been brilliant already. Monday after acing my interview to coach out

of the Living Tree Wellness Center… Yeah a squirrel coaching out of a tree.

I will be doling out acorns of wisdom to my coaching clients.

The Living Tree Grows three minutes from my home! I am so very chittery to have a

place for face to face client coaching. Monday was my first weekly meeting about events

at the center. Living Tree Wellness Center The meeting was super amazing and had totally

unprecedented results! As part of the squirrels gathering at the Living Tree we received

some free training. I came into the meeting with a pretty nasty pinch in my back. The

training was how to apply essential oils. The application  of the essential oils causes

detoxification wellness and quantum level relaxation. Much like Raindrop therapy

(though a different essential oil company.) The squirrel gang got video training  this week.

Hands on application practice next week whoo hoo. As a result of the video training the

essential oils got passed around for sniffing and sampling…. WOWW This Squirrel got

happy! The nut sized pinch in Acorn Throwers back was well on its way to Thrown Down

and away by oil number three. AMAzing, whew! Just the oils tactically self applied.

Good stuff!

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Come see me at The Living Tree Wellness center. $10 off to my first two

“Rain drop” Squirrels. $20 of if you start working with me as a coaching Squirrel.

Acorn Thrower is a licensed interfaith minister and Spirtual Counselor, since 1993.

The Acorn Thrower has a degree in Psychology. She throws energy to heal

at  Reiki II and is in process to become a Reiki Master.

The Acorn Thrower is a Spring Forest Qi Gong  Healer and shiatsu energy healer.

She can throw some big nuts of wisdom your way with her coaching certifications as a Life

Coach. She can help you put down the macadamia nut as a certified weight loss Coach.

Acorn thrower will work with you to loose your winter storage of nuts.

Coach Squirrel will allay your fears and traumatic tree as a squirrel afraid of heights using

her training as a  Neuro-linguistic Programming Coach.

Acorn Thrower has trained at Landmark education has been through The Landmark

ForumThe Advanced Course, and completed the Introductory Leadership program.

With a break of about six months she went back for greater personal development to

complete the Communication: Access to Power, and the Communication: Power to

Create courses. In Spring 2012 Acorn Thrower participated in the final Direct Access

Course. Acorn Thrower has been in the Assisting Program in the areas of finance and

communication for about 2 years.

This week I am doing well getting things done and checking them off of the list. My

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supporter and love bearded Squirrel and favorite Acorn Thrower fan is assisting

me .

Happy Tail Dance, wave your tail in the air shake just like you just don’t care,

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I WANT TO THROW NUTS AT THE NUT JOBS IN THE NUT HOUSE WHERE THEY PASS NUTTY LAWS, UG!

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This is what is going to happen if we start being forced to eat unlabeled Genetically Modified foods.

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We regret to inform you, but late last week Congress (COMPOSED OF A BUNCH OF NUTTERS) succeeded in passing Section 735, aka the Monsanto Protection Act, in the Continuing Resolution spending bill.

With the passage of the Monsanto Protection Act in Congress, biotech lobbyists are one step closer to making sure that their new GMO crops can evade any serious scientific or regulatory review.

This dangerous provision, the Monsanto Protection Act, strips judges of their constitutional mandate to protect consumer rights and the environment, while opening up the floodgates for the planting of new untested genetically engineered crops, endangering farmers, consumers and the environment.

Read more here: http://action.fooddemocracynow.org/call/Monsanto_declares_war_on_America/?rd=1&t=12&referring_akid=781.512767.GZXfv4

Here: http://www.foodsafetynews.com/2013/03/monsanto-teams-up-with-congress-to-shred-the-constitution/#.UVHq1hcpgsw

Here: http://www.examiner.com/article/the-amazing-power-grab-of-gmo-seed-companies-section-735

Here: http://naturalsociety.com/new-monsanto-protection-act-gives-monsanto-power-over-us-government/

Here: http://rt.com/usa/monsanto-congress-silently-slips-830/

And here: http://www.infowars.com/senate-passes-monsanto-protection-act-granting-monsanto-power-over-us-govt/

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Yeah, we are going to be seriously fat squirrels wondering what the NUT happened?

Here is what  happened the “small provision

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And the genetically modified foods will begin the

process of altering our DNA.  Meaning we are more likely

to be ill die more quickly, get cancers and other bad

BioNUTTERY!

Be an Empowered Leaders of Squirrels; Chitter on and go change the CongressionalNUTTER’S MINDS!

Acorn Thrower

Visualize the Acorn – SQUIRREL Flash Mob Meditation

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Spring is here, and we are excited to get outside and start spreading those positive vibrations! We’ve all been crushing away in our work caves all winter and the time to bloom is here!

I don’t know if you all have been noticing, but the world is waking up! Everyday people are opening up there minds and expanding themselves with yoga, mediation, and other forms of healing arts.

So, as the rockstar leaders we all are, we will be the light house for those people who are beginning on their path and don’t know exactly know where to go or how to start. Please spread the word!

On Monday, April 1st we will be hosting our First Meditation Flash Mob.  Location 6201-A Hermann Park Drive, Houston, Texas 77030. We will arrive at the Lake Plaza (near the paddle boats and the zoo) at Hermann Park at 5:30pm and begin to mediate for a half hour at 6pm sharp. **Inspired by Wave Movement, who will be hosting a meditation flash mob in New York City.**

I am excited to see all of you bright souls and bask in that high vibe collaborative frequency.

See ya there!
Love Pema Sony-la

Pema Sony is an an dear friend of Acorn Thrower

Can’t make it to Houston, create a Flash Mob in your city or simply meditate for 30 minutes wherever you may find yourself at 6pm on April 1st.

VISUALIZE THE ACORN…There is no ACORN, GASp!

Acorn Thrower